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Joke Topic - 'The Public'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Public'.

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Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.


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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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