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Joke Topic - 'The Queen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Queen'.

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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.


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Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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