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Joke Topic - 'The Sea'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Sea'.

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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.


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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

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