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Joke Topic - 'The Sea'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Sea'.
Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
Jack the Kipper.
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