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Joke Topic - 'The World'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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