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Joke Topic - 'The World'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The World'.


How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.


We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.


Denial: A river in Egypt!


What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?


Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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