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Joke Topic - 'Theaters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Theaters'.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

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