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Joke Topic - 'Thief'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Thief'.

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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!


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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.

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