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Joke Topic - 'Thief'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Thief'.


Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.

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