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Joke Topic - 'Thieves'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Thieves'.


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.

Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."

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