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Joke Topic - 'Thieves'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Thieves'.

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A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."


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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Bees

What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

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