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Joke Topic - 'Think'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Think'.


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.

Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.


What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.


I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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