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Joke Topic - 'Think'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Think'.

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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