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Joke Topic - 'Thought'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Thought'.


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.


I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.


When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.


You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

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