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Joke Topic - 'Thought'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Thought'.

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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

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