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Joke Topic - 'Tickets'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tickets'.

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Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

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