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Joke Topic - 'Tickets'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tickets'.


Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!


Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.


Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!


Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.


What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

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