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Joke Topic - 'Ticks'

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What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


To err is human, to moo bovine.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.


What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

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