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Joke Topic - 'Ticks'


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What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

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