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Joke Topic - 'Time'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Time'.

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Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

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