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Joke Topic - 'Toaster'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toaster'.

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Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

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