Joke Topic - 'Toilets'

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Irish stew in the name of the law.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.