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Joke Topic - 'Tomato'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomato'.

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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.


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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

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