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Joke Topic - 'Tomatoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tomatoes'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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