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Joke Topic - 'Tonic'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tonic'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Pigs

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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

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