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Joke Topic - 'Tonsils'


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What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.


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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

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