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Joke Topic - 'Tooth'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Tooth'.


The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

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