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Joke Topic - 'Tooth'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Tooth'.

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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

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