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Joke Topic - 'Toothpaste'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Toothpaste'.

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How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.


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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

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