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Joke Topic - 'Tortoise'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tortoise'.


The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."

What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

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