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Joke Topic - 'Tortoise'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tortoise'.

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The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.


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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

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