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Joke Topic - 'Tortoise'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tortoise'.
The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.
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A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
High sghoul.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
A pair of swimming trunks.
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
Snowmen
What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
Iced lolly.
Fairies
What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
Stinkerbell.
Brains
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
GIFTED.
Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
The letter v.
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