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Joke Topic - 'Touchdowns'


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Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.


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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

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