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Joke Topic - 'Towels'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Towels'.


What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?

Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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