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Joke Topic - 'Towels'


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What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.


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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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