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Joke Topic - 'Traffic Wardens'


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What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

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