Joke Topic - 'Trainers'

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.