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Joke Topic - 'Trainspotters'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trainspotters'.
How many trainspotters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.
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Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
Dogs
What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
Bone appetite!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Christmas
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
He felt pretty down.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Cat
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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