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Joke Topic - 'Trainspotters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trainspotters'.

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How many trainspotters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.


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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

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