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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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