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Joke Topic - 'Trampolines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trampolines'.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!


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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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