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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Travel Agents'.


Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."

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What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

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Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?


What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.


What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

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