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Joke Topic - 'Travel Agents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Travel Agents'.

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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

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