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Joke Topic - 'Travel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Travel'.

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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


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Imaginary

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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.

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