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Joke Topic - 'Tree'


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What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.


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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

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