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Joke Topic - 'Trees'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Trees'.


A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and looks much too weak to fell trees.
The old man picks up an axe and walks over to a huge redwood. As he goes to work, a high-pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everwhere, and the odor of burning wood fills the air. In record time, the old man has finished chopping down the tree.
"That's just astounding,"the foreman says, "wherever did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"Well now," the old man smiles, "have you ever heard of the Sahara Forest?"
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Sure, that's what it's called NOW..."

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?


Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.

Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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