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Joke Topic - 'Trousers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Trousers'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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My brother's trousers were split right down the back. He said, 'Mum says they're my Van Winkle trousers.'
I said, 'What does she mean by that?'
He said, 'They've got a Rip in them.'
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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'


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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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