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Joke Topic - 'Truck'


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Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.


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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

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