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Joke Topic - 'Trumpets'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trumpets'.

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What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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