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Joke Topic - 'Trumpets'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Trumpets'.


What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert who?
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"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."


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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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