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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trunks'.


Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

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Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


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What is most useful when it is used up?
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