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Joke Topic - 'Trunks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Trunks'.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.

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