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Joke Topic - 'Truth'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Truth'.
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad? Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?" The Father thought for a moment. "Yes Son," he replied, "Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
An English sleep dog.
Bankrupt
Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Have you taken anything for it?
Henry VIII
King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
Woodpeckers
My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
I said, 'A headbanger.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
Mad jester united.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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