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Joke Topic - 'Truth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Truth'.

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A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad? Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?" The Father thought for a moment. "Yes Son," he replied, "Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."
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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!


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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

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