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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.

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When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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