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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


If you jogged backward would you gain weight?


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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