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Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'


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What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

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