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Joke Topic - 'Uncles'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Uncles'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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The young couple invited an elderly uncle to join them for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the uncle asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat!. "Are you certain about that?"
"Yes," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard my dad tell my mom, 'Today is just as good a day as any to have that old goat for dinner.'"
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

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