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Joke Topic - 'Underground'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Underground'.

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Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.


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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

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