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Joke Topic - 'Understand'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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