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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'


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What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

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