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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.


What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


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Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

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