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Joke Topic - 'Undertakers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Undertakers'.

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships. Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mort is.


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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

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