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Joke Topic - 'Unwilling'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unwilling'.


We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"


Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!


"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."


And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T


Shock me, say something intelligent.


Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.


What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

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