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Joke Topic - 'Unwilling'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unwilling'.

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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

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