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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.


Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

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