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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.

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What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

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