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Joke Topic - 'Upholstery'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Upholstery'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

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