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Joke Topic - 'Useful'


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What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

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