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Joke Topic - 'Useless'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Useless'.

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I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.


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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.

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