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Joke Topic - 'Vacations'


Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Vacations'.

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I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails.
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What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

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