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Joke Topic - 'Vampires' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Vampires'.

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What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
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What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

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